Tuesday, June 02, 2009

New Living Will Form

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers and doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

 ______a Glass of Chianti

 ______a Glass of Pinot Grigio


 ______the Keys to my Spider

 ______a Shot of Limoncello

 ______an Adjustable Spanner


 ______the Latest Issue of Alfa Owner

 ______a Pizza Margherita 

 ______Pat Braden’s Alfa Romeo Owner’s Bible

 ______a Cappuccino

 ______an eBay Listing of all Alfas For Sale



it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. At this point it is time to call the Fat Lady to come do her thing at my memorial service, and ask all of my friends to raise their glasses to toast the good times we have had.

Signature:         ___________________________

Date:                 ___________________________

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